Saturday, January 21, 2012

Bobby Flay

I think Bobby Flay is mean. Griffin and I have been watching a lot of Food Network, still trying to fill the void that Game of Thrones left us with. G is a picky eater, so I don’t know what the attraction is, but for some reason, that’s what we’ve been watching.

Bobby Flay has a show called Throw Down with Bobby Flay where he goes into restaurants, surprises the chefs and challenges their signature dishes. In other words, he says, hey, you guys are famous for your {insert food here}, but I can do it better than you and so you cook yours, I’ll cook mine and then we’ll have judges do a blind taste test. How fucking rude is that? And Bobby always wins because he waltzes in with his fancy ingredients and makes everything look extra pretty and Bobby wins. What a brat.

Guy Fieri could kick your ass Bobby and he should. G and I think that guys a hoot! We both agree that he's someone we wouldn't think we'd like but we do and the more you watch him, the more you love the guy.

I’m still having trouble with the mere existence of the Kardashian family and I know, I should be watching Downtown Abbey instead, but cancer causes depression and depression causes channel surfing and that’s what’s on. Boo Bobby Flay. Oh, he should go on a date with Kim Kardashian, that would be justice, I can’t think of anything more torturous.


  1. wow, bobby flay sounds like such a dick!

  2. seriously, what a concept for a show... what a stinkin' show off. you shoulda seen the times square sloppy joe maker brothers, they looked crushed. they tried to put a good spin on it, but those dudes were crushed... this does not entertain me.

  3. I am shocked. I've never seen Bobby win. I thought it was rigged in his competitor's favor! Boo.

    1. too funny, i've never seen him lose. maybe i've judged him prematurely. sorry bobby flay.