I'm so looking forward to seeing the doctor today because as I walk through the door, I'll be instantly cured of about five different cancers. Over the past few weeks, the innocuous zit on my back has turned into a melanoma. My achy knee, not a common flare-up of a decades old injury, it's bone cancer. Heartburn, lung cancer, and my fuzzy head is not the result of stress and age, it's my new brain cancer.
So I figure today, I'll be instantaneously cured of 5 out of 6 cancers. Dealing with only one will be a piece of cake!
And my appt. isn't until 2, so I get all morning in my studio-happy-place. I heart studio!